Okay, so I have an embarrassing story to tell. Here’s how my day has been thus far:
This morning as I was walking to school, I decided to cave in to my temptations for Dunkin Donuts just this once. I ate a delicious blueberry donut (230 cal) and downed it with a Dunkaccino!
When I reached NYU, I went to this cool vendor fair going on and signed up for numerous raffles. I also got free food, stickers, and posters. (Falafels are amazing.)
Then I went to my class, which is fairly large and consisting of many cute guys. I talked briefly to a couple of friends. The whole time in class it smelled like someone behind me had baked-chocolate goods.
Afterwards, I walked home and shopped at a couple of places on Broadway. I bumped into another friend when I reached my dorm and chatted with her. I go up to my room, look in mirror, and the first thought in my head is
Why the fuck is there a brown stain on the tip of my nose? And I realize, it’s from the Dunkaccino! Which means this whole time, I had that on my nose. That’s why I smelled chocolate, and might have been the reason why people might have stared. I mean, it wasn’t really noticeable from far away but why didn’t my friends say anything? Other people at the fair probably thought, if they noticed, that I had too much makeup or a skin pigmentation.
At least it wasn’t any more embarrassing. There are two lessons learned from today’s story:
- Always carry a hand-mirror, and check your face after you eat.
- Do not give in to Dunkin Donuts again!